Silver Spoons

Monday, September 20, 2004

S-T-U-P-I-D!

I am an idiot!
No, I am worse than that…

I am a buffalo, a baboon, a donkey, an ass…
A cow, a mule, a stupid, brainless, pig!
No, even a pig is smarter than me!

I am a scumbag…
I am the pus which feeds the fungus which grows on dust…
I am the stupidest person on Earth…
How can I be that stupid??!!!

I am the most stupidest, most dumbest, most idiotic person alive…
I should go into the Guinness Book of Records for my stupidity!
YA, THAT’S RIGHT!
I AM THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER ALIVE!

CLAP HANDS FOR ME EVERYONE!
YES, THAT’S IT!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE BLOG OF THE STUPIDEST PERSON
ALIVE ON THIS PLANET YOU CALL EARTH!

Is there a knife around?
Just stick it through my throat and end this thing you call my life…

Aarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Comments:

  • please don't die, else i would have a hard time deciding on what flowers to get for you then. plus no more dramas to read and tell -tale stories to know. there goes my life's entertainment. lol . see, you've made such an impact in my life. lol.

    but .. if you do intend to end your destiny don't use the knife..i heard it's gonna hurt badly. and if it does not hit you like straight, you're gonna suffer from bad wounds. rite i am crapping here. hahahah.

    By Blogger cOle, at September 22, 2004 at 4:25 AM  

  • For starters, you can get my a dozen of red roses and 2 dozens of sunflowers... That is immediately after my death...

    And you have to follow up by 10 dozens of tulips and 20 dozens of birds of paradise a month after that...

    Not to forget, 30 dozens of multi-coloured chrysanthemums for Cheng Beng and 40 dozens of black roses for my death anniversary every year... Ok ok, discount for you... 25 dozens of multi-coloured chrysanthemums and 35 dozens of black roses...

    Currently, thinking of using the poison method...

    lol

    By Blogger ~ figlio perduto ~, at September 22, 2004 at 4:45 AM  

  • wah, so tam sim one you. already die some more want so many flowers for what? lol

    poison's not a very good alternative either. cuz if the paramedics get to you on time, they will still be able to save your ass. you will suffer even more cuz they will pump practically everything out from your fragile tummy and then you will end up in the hospital bed for even more days. siapa susah. mereka dan keluarga mereka. lol

    anyways i got a better suggestion for you. climb to the highest floor of the highest building you can find in town. KL towers maybe? then jump from there. Guarantee kaput. plus you would have a maybe 10 seconds to enjoy the view before you hit the ground. well a little something before you say bye bye to the world. oh and during that 10 seconds if you suddenly freak out and suddenly don't wanna die... haha sorry too late.. you are already in the middle of floating in the air & about to hit hard onto the ground in just about .. 3 seconds? so it's a good, fast, clean and no hassle way end your so miserable life. cuz once you jump, there's no turning back. lol

    By Blogger cOle, at September 22, 2004 at 8:12 PM  

  • Hey, not a bad suggestion! I can come out in the papers the next day too. Title of Article : "The Stupid Sissy Who Doesn't Know How to Drive Jumps Off KL Tower"...

    By Blogger ~ figlio perduto ~, at September 23, 2004 at 6:02 AM  

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