Silver Spoons

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Bing and Bong

Version A
Mr. Bing : Hello?
Miss Sito : Hello, may I speak to Mr. Bing, please?
Mr. Bing : Which Mr. Bing? The engineer, the teacher or the salesman?
Miss Sito : The lawyer?
Mr. Bing : Wrong number. (Slams down the phone)

Version B
Mr. Bong : Hello?
Miss Auyong : Hello, may I speak to Mr. Bong, please?
Mr. Bong : Which Mr. Bong? The big, the medium or the small one?
Miss Auyong : The ugly one?
Mr. Bong : That’s my father. (Slams down the phone)


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